My name is Meredith and, chronologically, I am a grown ass woman. This is my negligible contribution to the internet. My staunch refusal to be an adult lead to the creation of Lady Scouts. Dear Alex Trebek, I made you this: Fake Jeopardy! Interview Intros. Love you forever, like you for always. Be careful what you wish for. luckypaperstars@gmail.com Twitter: manymanywordsAsk me some stuff, but let’s not get crazyTumblr (3.0; @luckypaperstars)http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c57af39029d724c7ee2b327a96448dd7/tumblr_mn4mbc4SEd1qz9xqho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Before we went in the 7-11 I said I was going to only get a water. Now I own this.</p>http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50957667709http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50957667709Mon, 20 May 2013 22:16:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d57e315fc9ab3965ae1c438656ed083f/tumblr_mn43xusqAv1qz9xqho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1625e9d21aa2b4bae82a161377f139d8/tumblr_mn43xusqAv1qz9xqho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0271d26eaec04f67b4cc8356187b2489/tumblr_mn43xusqAv1qz9xqho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab3f7fe11fa8b8c9925559ca666bfb3d/tumblr_mn43xusqAv1qz9xqho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1012e20ed2a2354d084616c7f5f0b58a/tumblr_mn43xusqAv1qz9xqho5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50926444773http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50926444773Mon, 20 May 2013 15:39:29 -0400portland<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30e7ac710dc8e63f06328727c730dcf8/tumblr_mmykugn88M1qz9xqho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Perfect jean jacket weather.</p>http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50670865530http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50670865530Fri, 17 May 2013 16:01:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/afcd9212ed41b72a39484f8f9f16d260/tumblr_mmy5k3lKFX1qz9xqho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Two lemons</em>? Shameful lush. </p>http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50653057609http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50653057609Fri, 17 May 2013 10:28:51 -0400“I have a nice personality and I know sweaters.” - Finally removed this weird reference...http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50626216864http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50626216864Thu, 16 May 2013 22:58:12 -0400The Annotated Wisdom of Amy Poehler | Splitsider: Invaluable.http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50612523200http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50612523200Thu, 16 May 2013 19:58:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/602c2c6c5532b76fe28d3884cb0f22b3/tumblr_mmwtpcfvmZ1qz7s6jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://interweber.tumblr.com/post/50600821739/i-made-this-and-it-is-good-i-think" target="_blank">interweber</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I made this and it is good, I think. </p> </blockquote> <p>This is good. I am feeling C-.</p>http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50600953282http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50600953282Thu, 16 May 2013 17:17:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c51e76e3a68c83bf062431cb896dbc2b/tumblr_mmwqulttAw1qz9xqho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nouveau Elevator: Escalator division: A Play in One Act</p> <p>“What kinds of elevators do you specialize in?”</p> <p>“Escalators.”</p> <p>“… I like your style.”</p>http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50596781004http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50596781004Thu, 16 May 2013 16:18:33 -0400Last night I had a dream that I accidentally became part of a terrorist cell because I stopped...http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50583327072http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50583327072Thu, 16 May 2013 12:26:34 -0400Throwing someone&#8217;s phone across a room and then writing a column calling them...http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50577097796http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50577097796Thu, 16 May 2013 10:13:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f788db03cadb94bbca2944e7378a37d4/tumblr_mmuvl715K61qdx4ugo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0363bcdea79612a583cefba65420e13/tumblr_mmuvl715K61qdx4ugo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/734f1a604b289b65115fa72d9eaed443/tumblr_mmuvl715K61qdx4ugo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50515337871http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50515337871Wed, 15 May 2013 16:04:59 -0400“I’m good at talking to people about what they’re interested in instead of talking about only...http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50509453781http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50509453781Wed, 15 May 2013 14:33:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d87493a02739ee75f302ba455eae151/tumblr_mmuhrsY2id1qz9xqho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://adultingblog.com" target="_blank">Kelly</a> did the most amazing job* on <a href="http://video.foxnews.com/v/2381723341001/time-for-entitlement-generation-to-grow-up/" target="_blank">Fox & Friends</a>, but most importantly right now: can someone who is good at computers please click through and make me a gif of the Entitlement Nation grasping hand graphic that opens this piece?</p>http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50498587126http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50498587126Wed, 15 May 2013 11:02:16 -0400adulting* of both looking poised and not hitting Tucker Carlsonadulting: I loved the Book Giveaway entries (winners coming tomorrow!) so much that I couldn’t...http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50439788332http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50439788332Tue, 14 May 2013 16:14:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8c195272853d03821aaff5ea3b16ad4/tumblr_mmpas5SB5n1qz9xqho1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I thought after 5 days I’d get over being obsessed with this man’s disapproval of me <a href="http://rachelfershleiser.com/post/50089894096/last-night-at-housing-works-bookstore-cafe-we-had" target="_blank">in this picture</a>, but nope, nope, no, have not, never getting over it, it makes me too happy, I’m going to live and love inside it forever. </p>http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50438700781http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50438700781Tue, 14 May 2013 15:58:52 -0400New vocal beauty regimen: screaming and cigarettes.http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50353674309http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50353674309Mon, 13 May 2013 14:04:00 -0400lilitmarcus: It’s almost halfway through the year, and I’m continuing my project of only reading...http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50352918074http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50352918074Mon, 13 May 2013 13:51:26 -0400The emotional upshot of the penultimate episode of The Office uses the exact same stupidly...http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50342079145http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50342079145Mon, 13 May 2013 10:14:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6f7677720869662d9a33b3757310bbf/tumblr_mmpgur143S1qz9xqho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Real real confident and gross about my online dating future.</p>http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50291604290http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50291604290Sun, 12 May 2013 17:54:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b55bd150486c8b3e69810aa63d3dfaa/tumblr_mmpa4agcZU1qz9xqho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Oy! Oy!”</p>http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50280363875http://luckypaperstars.tumblr.com/post/50280363875Sun, 12 May 2013 15:28:58 -0400