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themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

thenewhotness:

un-punk:

prodeath:

MEN’S RIGHTS, GUYS, MEN’S RIGHTS

there are not enough eyerolls in the universe

I put my dick in you, so now you have to carry my spawn for 9 months whether you want to or not!  I’ll continue to be able to work normally, fly on airplanes, ride on roller coasters, and most importantly - drink regularly. 

Also, my body won’t be changing unless you count the damage that pizza does to it. 

PS, since I’m assuming we aren’t in a relationship this will probably salt your dating game for a while.

And I am absolutely certain that no woman needs to become pregnant who wishes not to become pregnant. Women taking full responsibility for their sexual activity and their bodies would mean that no woman would face the prospect of being compelled to bring a child to term.

w a t

I just snapped and sent Keith Ablow an email that said, “Veto?” over and over with different punctuation and emphasis and signed “Junior Senator of My Own Damn Uterus, Apparently.”