January 20, 2012
There’s really a lot happening here so we’re just going to have to come at this piece by piece. I’m hearing “I’m just Daddy,” in a little girl voice. This is what it would look like if Roger Ebert and It’s Pat! had a baby.  “Despite my best efforts to fabricate” an impressive blog post, this bio genuinely breaks my heart and I feel sort of bad about… Wait, Jesus Wants All of Me for kids? ALL OF THE KIDS? Where has that crayon been? SMOUSE SMOUSE SMOUSE SMOUSE.

There’s really a lot happening here so we’re just going to have to come at this piece by piece.

  • I’m hearing “I’m just Daddy,” in a little girl voice.
  • This is what it would look like if Roger Ebert and It’s Pat! had a baby. 
  • “Despite my best efforts to fabricate” an impressive blog post, this bio genuinely breaks my heart and I feel sort of bad about…
  • Wait, Jesus Wants All of Me for kids? ALL OF THE KIDS?
  • Where has that crayon been?
  • SMOUSE SMOUSE SMOUSE SMOUSE.
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