March 2012
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Finally completing a task and going to cross it off of your to-do list, only to realize you never wrote it on your to-do list.
GOODBYE MY WAIST LINE, YOU WERE NICE WHILE YOU... →
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Zooey Deschanel's Grocery List
Birthday Cake Oreos
Daffodils
Caring
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“The captain called reporters from his hospital room and blamed his emotional...”
– JetBlue Captain Restrained During Bizarre Midair Freakout, Blames 24-hour GOP Campaign Coverage
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WSJ: Work Wear: Office Style at Simon & Schuster →
Over at this unnamed publishing house where I work, this editorial assistant is wearing a friendship bracelet, scuffed flats, and a dress held together by office supplies.
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“Grammatical packing peanuts”
– This is the name of my band, and a phrase found in today’s Ask an Evil Genie. It’s about Oxford commas. You love that shit!
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mar-see-ah replied to your photo: This morning my dress-strap broke and then I…
Is this that anthropologie dress with the complicated hem?
YES. There are like three layers of hem. Bizarre.
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Amazing New Scientific Miracle Revolutionary... →
Or, another new edition of Ask an Evil Genie.
You could try this method of pain-relief, however. Please report back.
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“There you are, all of 7 years old, on-stage at a school talent show. Why don’t...”
– Slacktory’s Evil Genie answers the wish ”to be famous on the internet for something really awesome and sexy.”
Of course, it gets hella worse from there.
(via slacktory)
I really, truly think you’re going to want to click through for the picture.
Half posts that I woke up to find open on Tumblr
“I have spent a lot of time thinking about celebrity happiness”
I’m pretty sure this post was going to be about Christa Miller having it all.
Things I Consider a Playlist
“Hey Jealousy” by the Gin Blossoms
“Hey Jealousy” by the Gin Blossoms
“Funny Girl” by Barbara Streisand
“Funny Girl” by Barbara Streisand
“Funny Girl” by Barbara Streisand
“Hey Jealousy” by the Gin Blossoms
I want to get a tattoo of a QR code but I can't...
Google
A picture of a tramp stamp
Mormon baby names
The scanner’s own Facebook page
The “It’s the 90’s!” supercut
The Vietnam Veterans Memorial page
The Wikipedia entry for the dancing plague of 1518
The Wikipedia entry for tattoos
Concord Prison Outreach
Discount rugs
A video of me getting the selfsame tattoo while screaming in unbearable pain
Full House...
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elisabethdonnelly replied to your photo: PSA: In case you didn’t know, in Poetic Justice…
Like Good Deeds, or Good Will Hunting!
Speaking of this, how has no one made a photoshop of a bearded Robin Williams comforting a crying Tyler Perry by telling him, “It’s all your fault. It’s all your fault?”
