NYPost: James Frey to spark new controversy with... →
“His Messiah, Ben Jones, starts off as a lonely alcoholic bachelor living in a filthy apartment. He survives a horrific work accident, but strange things then happen that lead to him being recognized as the Messiah. Ben also smokes pot, has sex with a prostitute and makes out with men.” James Frey works in YA now, so he stole the plot of his ulllllllltrasubversive new novel from...
Try this: Think about how overpopulated we are. I’m sure you’ll meet someone!– The Hairpin’s Ask A Dude column is speaking my (fear-based) language.
Us Magazine: Old Spice Guy: Kathy Griffin Is... →
If you want to come out, Isaiah Mustafa, just come out. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me Kathy Griffin is a force of nature.
2011 Brooklyn Bar Awards →
bestrooftalkever: +7 for hipness. Who wants to go to all the bars with me? If I make this quest about a “list” and not a “bottomless desire to go to bars,” then it’s productive, Y/Y? Getting things done in 2011!
If this doesn't work, I'll throw chairs like Bobby...
No one worry that the mass introductory email I just sent to my bowling team wasn’t really awkward and weird and jokey and alienating. It was all of those things, I nailed it: no one will be able to look me in the eye so they will have to concentrate on the pins. It’s strategy.