When I want to feel even worse about my maturity level (as immature people are prone to wallowing), I read an interview with Mad Men’s Kieran Shipka. I don’t have that much insight about anything. Even the, “what, four years now?” sounds adult-y to me.
PS: for a Halloween costume, Grown Up Sally Draper, in 1980 clothes and possibly carrying a vibrator, yay or nay? I am considering 1965 Sally, also. FUN FACT: While children dress as adults for Halloween, I frequently dress as a children’s character or even a child (i.e. Michelle Tanner, Harriet the Spy). FUNNER FACT: I am aware of how creepy it is that I prefer to dress like a little kid on America’s Number One Sex Holiday (in your FACE, Valentine’s Day), but apparently while everyone else’s fantasy is to get effed by a nurse, mine is to regress to childhood. But once I saw a sexy Elmo and I would never, evereverever Jesus Christ good god, do that, so I think I’m coming out on top.