WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Netflix is streaming the first season of Law and Order : SVUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?!?!!!? WHATTTTTTT? I NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE MY BED AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIX! This discovery turns me into a really lazy version of RAAAAAAAANDY.
Vulture: Britney-Themed Glee Episode Is In The... →
At first I was excited because I thought they meant a whole episode centered around Heather Morris’s character Brittany and my brain actually said, “OMG, SO ON BOARD!!,” but then (and how did I not notice the spelling discrepancy because obviously) I discovered they meant the illustrious Ms. Spears and my brain was like, “DAMN GURL I AM STILL SO ON BOARD.” Who will...
I thank God today that that man never made a pass at me. He was a good-looking...– Cynthia Banks, neighbor of the “Grim Sleeper” killer. She continued, “Let me tell you, DAYUM. The things I would have done to that man… Mmmm-mmmm!” There but for the grace of huh?! Is that really what you want to say to CNN, lady?
To Do: Get Protective Goggles
I am trying to make a list of all of the VERY IMPORTANT stuff I have to do tomorrow when I behave like a person (tax forms, haircut, buy stamps, other stuff who knows I still haven’t made the list) so I opened up my “stickies” to actually compose said list somewhere other than in my head, and I found the following all-lowercase thought. I must have had this thought recently about...
Day One of Two of Fake Unemployment
So far I have: Broken a plate in the kitchen while trying to make English muffins Leaked goo from the inside of a Lisa Frank ice pack all over my bed Spilled a can of Sour Cream and Onion Pringles all inside my still-packed suitcase I need to go back to work.
The Apiary: Inside With: Dan Milano, Sean Baker,... →
A third interview by MEEEEEEEEEEEE. So please read it because I would do the same for you nice internet people. The word I came up with but did not use for Warren the Ape is “Celebreaparody.” I know, it is such a good one. I had margaritas and coconut cake and a lower alcohol tolerance than I remembered for lunch. Happy last day, me!
“Fast Car,” Tracy Chapman So I...
Barbra Walters once said, “I can’t see him liking you!– Joan Rivers as herself on her husband, Edgar, in Tears and Laughter: The Joan and Melissa Rivers Story
OPI for Sephora's Winter Line
Guys, I am a nail polish name machine. I don’t want to brag, but we could be set through 2012, when cities fall into the Fiery Orange Ocean and we’re all washed away by a tidal wave in Doomsday Blue (both Spring 2012 collection). Here are my proposals for the winter 2010 line: Whoopsie! Head On Collision (Silver) Blue-limia (Blue with flecks of Green) M.R.S. Degree (Navy) Wanna...