fictionalhistories asked: What's your favorite technically recorded Mountain Goats track? (Go ahead. Name a few if you like. I'd never hold you to standards I couldn't keep myself.)
Unusually incensed, brain devolve fast pace in anger… words not made right. Mad mad mad mad! Bad man, bad. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
“Sign of the Crow 2,” The Mountain...
ofthegarden asked: After your finale party last month I've decided to devote my Summer to watching all six seasons of Lost. This isn't really a question, I just thought you should know that come August, when I'm pale and malnourished and screaming out "NO NOT THE SMOKE MONSTER", it's partially your fault.
sharingtime asked: What is your favorite kind of food mine is Mexican or Italian but sometimes it's whatever my mom makes for dinner because we live together?
One of These Things is Not like the Others
But for me all of these things are kind of the same (awesome). Strangers with Candy, The State, The Sarah Silverman Program, various Comedy Central specials (including Patton Oswalt: No Reason to Complain and John Oliver: Terrifying Times) AND District 9 are ALL streaming on Netflix.
P.S. You guys
I added a link to my Ask page on my front page because I didn’t have one before, in case you kids have questions. I know this was holding you back from literally hundreds upon thousands of queries and pleas for advice. I have a lot of knowledge, obvs. But don’t thank me, nono, don’t thank me. It’s really my pleasure. Pssst, also I am trying to knock that last thing a...
Best Roof Talk Ever: (213) 923-7943 →
That’s Dov Charney’s phone number. Dov is the founder of American Apparel and the reason why I used to check their clothes for stains before buying. He’s also the reason I don’t really buy their clothes anymore. Well, that and the realization that I was starting to dress like a popsicle. And on… The following is the IM conversation that took place when Nick just sent me that number: ...
Sonny Bono, get off my lanai.– Blanche Devereaux (the late, great Rue McClanahan) delivering one of my favorite Golden Girls lines (via kittykittybangbang) (via whatswithtodaytoday)
If a girl had an extra reservation for tonight’s Mike Birbiglia show at UCB, would anyone want it? Strangers who don’t murder or rape welcome, since many of my reallifefriends are humorless (JK reallifefriends, you get that that is a joke because of how humorless you AREN’T). Update: Going, going, gone, comedy nerds.
Eugene Mirman in Prospect Park Thursday →
This will be happening for me. Will this be happening for others? Let’s all laugh in the same general area, guys!