January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Listen“Friends of Friends,” Hospitality ...
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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How I Feel About Things I Laugh At On The Internet
Meredith: Did you read (blank article) on (blank website)?
Dianne: I skimmed just the preview bit, is the whole thing good?
Meredith: One of them cracked me up, but I don't even know if I can vouch for it being funny to you. It felt very had-to-be-there, even though I wasn't.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Ways to Spell "Good," According to My GChats
food ugh, goos* ughhh, sorry, i meant god* OMG WTF, me??? FOOD* whatever, same thing.
Jan 20th
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1.5 Seconds
Is how long I paused when considering if I should NOT Google the lyrics to 2 Live Crew’s “Face Down, Ass Up” from my work computer.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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ALL YOUR WISHES ARE COMING TRUE →
askanevilgenie: Were all of your wishes that Ask an Evil Genie would come back, be better than ever, and appear on Slacktory? Well, I guess I can’t be sure, because you didn’t send me your wishes. So send me your wishes and they will be horribly, irrevocably, life-ruiningly granted by an Evil Genie! I am shamelessly re-reblogging this (from myself). WISH! WISH! WISH! WISH! MAKE A WISH! WISH...
Jan 19th
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“And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is — I want a partner....”
– Tucker Max. ))<>((.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Is (are?) Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots a board game? What about Hungry, Hungry Hippos? How vertical can a board game be?
Jan 19th
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ALL YOUR WISHES ARE COMING TRUE →
askanevilgenie: Were all of your wishes that Ask an Evil Genie would come back, be better than ever, and appear on Slacktory? Well, I guess I can’t be sure, because you didn’t send me your wishes. So send me your wishes and they will be horribly, irrevocably, life-ruiningly granted by an Evil Genie! It’s funny because no wishes today because SOPA.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Office Politics
There are a lot of people at my work about whom I wonder, “Do I have to end this email ‘Please let me know if there is someone else that I should contact for assistance.’ Or, can I write ‘I had two champagnes at the champagne toast plz helppppp me!!!! You get it, you were there, I saw you! This is confusing bye!’?”
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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How I Write
Professionally: 1. Put the thoughts in my head on paper. 2. Go back and take out half of the non-simile, non-approving “likes” 3. Take out the rest of the non-simile, non-approving “likes” Personally: 1. Put like, the thoughts in my head on like, paper. 2. Go back and take out like, half of the non-simile, non-approving “likes” 3. Go back and like, add...
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Sometimes on Friday mornings I make up rules for myself like, “If I don’t dress casually today, then I can be ten minutes late.” But we don’t even have Casual Fridays, so this is double made up.
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Things That Best Friends Are Like, According to...
Peanut butter and jelly (and jelly) (and jelly) Two halves of an Oreo Two halves of a heart Two halves of an Oreo with a heart cut out Peas, in pods Jacob and Edward A skull and a brain Puzzle pieces Identical whales Big-eyed ladies in 70’s apparel  The front and butt of a boar Macaroni and cheese Pancakes and waffles and toast (A three person best friendship is very...
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Our office was out of skim milk today and now I have had half and half in my children’s size large caramel coffee with three Splendas (TM) and I can never go baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Professionalism is
Finding the documents you forgot to mail yesterday afternoon hidden under the envelope you forgot to mail them in. Drinking your caramel coffee through the stirrer. Trying to use your house keys as your ID card to enter the building. Having a “daily moral inventory” checklist, reminding you to watch out for anger and strive for self-control, as your desktop background. Trying to...
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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youveescaped replied to your photo: Whenever people ask me about this one friend of… oh my god, what is this from. This amazing nightmare.
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Your Daily Dose of Joy: This Week in News From The... →
joyengel: Meredith: The witches are seemingly silent of late. Nothing eerie has been happening at all. Joy: I feel as though I’m not really connected to the witches lately. Like, they aren’t speaking to me or are being silent or something. And so I’m looking for signs that they still care. So if I… This invocation has been scheduled for Wednesday, January 11th at 7pm EST. C U there...
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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broodingsoul asked: Can you please weigh in on Babeyonce's birth?
Jan 9th
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Tonight I watched a girl on the 1 train methodically and openly peel the price tag off a box of Next Choice emergency contraceptive. It must have been a gift.
Jan 9th
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Jan 6th
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“Already a celebrity in the entertainment arena, Mr. Damon became one in the...”
– This sentence is a sentence from the NEW YORK TIMES.
Jan 6th
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