My staunch refusal to be an adult lead to the creation of Lady Scouts.
Dear Alex Trebek, I made you this: Fake Jeopardy! Interview Intros. Love you forever, like you for always.
Be careful what you wish for.
Ask me some stuff, but let's not get crazy
Last night I had a dream that I accidentally became part of a terrorist cell because I stopped taking any kind of extra money from my parents for things like haircuts or train tickets home. In the dream all I did was cry and cry, because I wanted to give myself over to the FBI but no one would call 911 for me. When my alarm went off the first thing I realized was that I could have called 911 myself, so I tried to go back to sleep so that I could turn myself in, but I failed, and the day has basically gone from there.3 days ago • 11 notes
Throwing someone’s phone across a room and then writing a column calling them “vulgarians” “of a certain age” is some next level Aaron Sorkin bullshit. I’m assuming this is a partisan-flipped The Newsroom viral marketing scheme.3 days ago • 7 notes