January 31, 2012
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Life Goal: Get Ivana Trump to open a car door for me.

Life Goal: Get Ivana Trump to open a car door for me.

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I honestly can’t believe no one else has ever had this thought. We watched this show for two episodes, and I was in such a state of deeply ashamed rapture that I assumed the internet would have something to say about it. FYI, you guys, it’s MTV-Canada panel style talk show starring gay dudes (here it’s on Logo) with a girl host, that somehow — I assume through Twitter — ends up being a never-ending Real Housewives Reunion episode with abrupt personal questions and a lot of arguing. It seems like the natural conclusion of Andy’s ladies and Watch What Happens Live - the younger, less wealthy, maler version. And Andy Cohen is a woman. I can’t believe a whole celebrity industrial complex isn’t built on top of it, kind of like little Torontonian Bravolebrities, but I did miss Ramona a lot. Also, I was probably just all revved up from Drag Race. Am I committing a hate crime right now? I guess this is almost exactly like when I couldn’t believe Most Eligible Dallas wasn’t bigger.

I honestly can’t believe no one else has ever had this thought. We watched this show for two episodes, and I was in such a state of deeply ashamed rapture that I assumed the internet would have something to say about it. FYI, you guys, it’s MTV-Canada panel style talk show starring gay dudes (here it’s on Logo) with a girl host, that somehow — I assume through Twitter — ends up being a never-ending Real Housewives Reunion episode with abrupt personal questions and a lot of arguing. It seems like the natural conclusion of Andy’s ladies and Watch What Happens Live - the younger, less wealthy, maler version. And Andy Cohen is a woman. I can’t believe a whole celebrity industrial complex isn’t built on top of it, kind of like little Torontonian Bravolebrities, but I did miss Ramona a lot. Also, I was probably just all revved up from Drag Race. Am I committing a hate crime right now?

I guess this is almost exactly like when I couldn’t believe Most Eligible Dallas wasn’t bigger.

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January 30, 2012

yrfriendliz replied to your post: does that mean you’re really old?

let’s have this conversation this weekend. i like tortuously long discussions about age and relativity and privacy and engagement and tone and the internet. LIKE FOR REAL.

DONE. You are slightly in for it (sorry), but I am exciiiiiiited.

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bangmymir asked: does that mean you're really old?

If anyone wants to have a tortuously long discussion with me about age and relativity and privacy and engagement and tone and the internet, ask me about this question.

But in the meantime, I’m 26, so no.

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“ Look, I didn’t know what I was doing at so many points in my life that I felt that if I had stopped and admitted that I didn’t know what I was doing then I would be really lost, and the best thing to do was to just keep forging and to act like you were okay.
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For me, cool is somewhere in between these two wonderful people.

For me, cool is somewhere in between these two wonderful people.

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January 28, 2012

Wedding Pro-Tip: Use this video, which consists of the Kidz Bop kids performing “Someone Like You” over a picture of a sad baby with what looks like painfully combed hair, as the tear-jerking slideshow for your rehearsal dinner.

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Judy Tenuta is triumphant in that most of the pictures of her on Google Image Search are very current, and therefore look nothing like what I need when I am trying to explain “Judy Tenuta.”

Judy Tenuta is triumphant in that most of the pictures of her on Google Image Search are very current, and therefore look nothing like what I need when I am trying to explain “Judy Tenuta.”

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January 27, 2012
The James Franco and Anne Hathaway of the golden age of film.

The James Franco and Anne Hathaway of the golden age of film.

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