Also I am feeling like if I don’t have sex soon my vagina will rot out and I won’t be able to wear pants anymore. And I just bought new pants.
Driving home alone, stop on a station playing a live version of “Mr. Jones,” listen. When it ends, turn the dial, find another station playing “Mr. Jones,” listen again.
What do you do with Sydney Leathers’ vagina skin? Where do you store it? Do you keep it on display? Do you masturbate with it? Keep in mind that we’re not talking about a full-on vagina here, just some discarded flesh. Do you buy it to supplement your own, skin-lacking labia? Or do you simply add it to your extensive collection of historical New York City mayoral memorabilia?
W44M: Brooklyn Bound F train.
You were: four dudes with Irish accents and slight stubble wearing fisherman’s sweaters and blazers and well cut pants like a goddamn menswear ad.
I was: short with freckles and dirty blond hair, wearing a leather jacket and carrying a Lonely Planet tote, staring, fidgeting, and rediscovering the attraction to men I feared had died. Contact me in any combination.